The Social Democracy of Kebabian States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sebastian of Kebabia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.091 billion Kebabis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebabic economy, worth 723 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 118,814 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kebabian States's national animal is the grey wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kebabian States is ranked 3,777^th in the world and 74^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 135.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.